why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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roses are black violets are black im blind

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

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Why did Mark get paralyzed? Because he was a famed football player that went drafted for the 1st pick but was later hit so hard that his spine com pulsed and tore

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

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Why don't chicken wear underwear? Because their peckers are on their face

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A man in a wheelchair walks into a bar... ...wait a second.

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Why didn't the Irishman want to drink anymore? Because he wasn't thirsty.

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A pink bird and a pink elephant was out flying. Then something happened.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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I like my coffee the same way I like my women: without a penis!

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Where do you find a good lawyer? In the cemetary

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Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

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How can you tell if a woman is a man? If she has a penis

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didnt.. that kinda shit never happens

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This poem is random Microwave

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