- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

What do you get when you jab a four year old with a pair of scissors? A warrant for your arrest.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

How many babies can you fit in a toilet? To be exact you would have to do all this math, so I tested it out myself and got 7.6.

Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Lil' Wayne

Knock, knock. Come in.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

how do you wake up lady gaga you poke her face

What did the people say to each other when they ate the orange? Orange you glad I didn't eat you:) HAHAHAA orange you glad that I am good at telling jokes!

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: Names

Jacob loves stroking his gf's doodle every lunch break. He was embarrased cause it was bigger than his.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

What does an emu an a kiwi have in common? Both are flightless birds endemic to there own countries.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

What's Brown and dirty? Dirt

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