What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Women's rights

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Knock Knock Come in.

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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There's a car about to hit me.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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420

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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Mormons having fun.

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What is a Mexican's favorite restaurant? While the term "Mexican" encompasses a wide range of individuals and individual predilections, the most common cibarious preference would likely be a food that is reminiscent of his or her homeland; that is, what we refer to as Mexican food. An authentic nearby joint sporting such provisions would likely be the most common preference, but, as this description can only be traced on the local scale, a specific restaurant that covers a wider range of locations would be a more appropriate answer. Among the top choices are Taco Time and Taco Del Mar.

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I was Born ready I was born naked.

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Whats similar between a grape and a duck? They're both purple. except not the duck.

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why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

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Thanks superman! Oh this is just what a regular Clark Kent would do... Uh... I mean... Dont worry Superman I know you arent Clark Kent, I just wonder why you work for him all day... Moral: What? What moral? What what?

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why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

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I have aids

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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