- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like I don't know anyone... Uh...who are you?

Why did the man get a haircut? Because he had long hair.

what'd one jew say to the other jew? i cant eat this its ham. (sounds better when said with disappointed jew voice)

How did the boyfriend react when the girlfriend told him she was pregnant? Nothing.. He already changed his number and packed up his things and moved out of the state

Where did Little Sally go after the bombing? Everywhere.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Q: what do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean? A: A very unfortunate individual.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He threw it, because he had parkinson's!

What is stupid? I would say you but these jokes are worse.

Why couldn't the kid eat candy? He had diabetes, so he could put himself in danger and possibly result in death which would leave the family torn apart and all committing suicide in a matter of 10 years.

Whats better then having 10 fingers Having 11

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

What would you call the Flinstones if they were black? Niggas

Q: If 0+0=2 and four shampoo bottles is equal to two toaster strudels, how many pizza slices can Samuel eat? A: Winter because grass=6

Get in the car.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender does not ask about its facial characteristics, because he is wondering why there is a horse standing in his bar.

how did I get in your moms pants. I ripped them off.

What's the difference between hot tea and cold tea? The temperature.

What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. (do you get it cause the robot has no arms)

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