whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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What's black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, mixed-race babies.

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I'm trying to see from Adam Fantuzzi's point of view but i cant stick my head that far up my arse Daniel

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Q: What did the banana say as it was being eaten? A: Nothing. Bananas are inanimate objects and therefore are incapable of talking.

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Marvin, was in the hospital on his death bed. The family called Marvin’s Preacher to be with him in his final moments. As the Preacher stood by the bed, Marvin’s condition seemed to deteriorate, and Marvin motioned for someone to quickly pass him a pen and paper. The Preacher quickly got a pen and paper and lovingly handed it to Marvin. But before he had a chance to read the note, Marvin died. The Preacher feeling that now wasn’t the right time to read it put the note in his jacket pocket. It was at the funeral while speaking that the Preacher suddenly remembered the note. Reaching deep into his pocket the Preacher said “and you know what, I suddenly remembered that right before Marvin died he handed me a note, and knowing Marvin I’m sure it was something inspiring that we can all gain from. With that introduction the Preacher ripped out the note and opened it. The note said “HEY, YOU ARE STANDING ON MY OXYGEN TUBE!”

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What do u call a black astronaut? An astronaut, you racist prick

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What do you get when you have 10 kids in a church? A lot of rape cases.

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Women's rights

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When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

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did you know, that a Bear has 42 teeth? massive erection.

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Knock Knock Come in.

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1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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420

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There's a car about to hit me.

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what's purple and tastes like a grape? a grape.

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What did hitler say to the bartender? Nothing he's dead.

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Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

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Q: How many jews can you fit in a car A: 2 in the front. 3 in the back and as many as you want in the ash tray.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? one dead baby nailed to ten trees

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What is red, blue, and green all over? A piece of paper with three colors on it.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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