- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They are both blind.

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

If the opposite of Pro is Con, whats the opposite of progress?

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

how many times did lucy's mom drop her baby on its head? none, her mom died giving birth.....

How do you stop a train? You don't, unless your the conductor in which case you would hit the brake.

What's the square root of 6739472? Who gives a f***?

Women's rights

How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

How do you make a sandwich? You don't, you have a girl do it for you.

Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

I tell the Doctor I'm having pains in my chest. He says that sounds serious and admits me immediately to the hospital.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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a fish swimming in the water swims

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What do you get when you cut a stick of butter? a butt.

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