- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

Whats worst than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. Whats worst than a pile of dead babies? One live baby under the pile of dead babies.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter ponder with cheese.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

"Honey im home!" but his honey was dead on the floor along with his 3 kids.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

This is a haiku Haikus are not really jokes Congratulations!

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

Roses are red, viotels are blue. God made me pretty, what happened to you?

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