Your mom is so fat, it is unlikely that she will be able to survive the month without experimental liposuction and heart surgery, and even then her outlook is bleak. I am so sorry.

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"Free to play" Play free "right now"

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

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why is a bad joke like a dull pencil? cuz thers no point!!!!

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How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

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What goes down well with whiskey? Pedestrians

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What's similar about a fish and an eagle? They can both fly, except for the fish.

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

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What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Whats black, yellow and white? my wives

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Whys it so cold? Nuclear winter.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

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what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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Why did the Korean shoot the dog? Unfortunately, the dog was suffering from a severe mental trauma it had sustained when it by got hit by a car. This caused the dog to be extremely aggressive and it ruthlessly attacked a 5-year old girl playing in the street. The Korean who was coming home from a day out hunting in the woods saw the girl and shot the dog from long range to save the girl's life. The man was later thanked by the girl's family.

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Hey dude, wanna come with me!!!! Sure, where? ON YOUR FACE!!!!!! -_- ........ok sure why not

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What do you do with a dead black man? Respect his final wishes and provide him with proper funeral services.

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why did the mexican choose to work as a landscaper instead of at taco bell? landscaping pays much better and was a more practical decision in this economy to support his family of 13.

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whats funny about female tennage life? SELF HARM OOOOO YEAHHHH

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

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So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

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Anti Joke

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