What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

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Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

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What's the difference between a BMW and a murder victim? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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My girlfriend told me "Give me twelve inches and make it hurt" I ejaculated prematurely and fell asleep.

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Whats white and bad for your teeth? A refridgerator

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A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

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the danced cus they were young, they danced cus they were free, but mostly the danced cus they needed to pee

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How old are you? 20

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Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

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Little kids wear superman underwear. Superman wears Chuck Norris underwear.

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Grammer is very important

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Why did the man's motorcycle not move when the street light turned green? Because it was a filing cabinet.

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What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

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bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

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Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

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Why did thw chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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