- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, tires are black, why is your chest as flat as your back!

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Why did the ship crash into Italy? Because a woman took over driving it!

Teagan Doherty, stop making jokes, thanks

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

What do you think JFK would be doing if he was alive today? Yelling for help and trying to somehow escape his coffin.

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

Yo mamas so fat.

What did the cow do when it got run over by a tractor? It died.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Wishing to teach his donkey not to eat, a pedant did not offer him any food. When the donkey died of hunger, he said: ‘I’ve had a great loss. Just when he had learned not to eat, he died.

What did johnny say when he fell down the stairs? Nothing he snapped his neck

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

What did the boy with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? AIDS

How did the lawyer survive the airplane crash? He didn't.

What are pirate movies rated ? P.g 13 for violence and coarse language.

What's worse than a kid being bullied at school? A kid being bullied at school, to go home and be raped by his stepdad.

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store my nuts for winter now I am dead". Ha! It's funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

Grammer is very important

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