- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Banana Bananas can't talk. Crap he's on to me

I had sex with my mother in law

Why is six afraid of seven? Because 7 is black.

Is it possible to mix an answer to a question with another? No. Aids are perfect for fear training.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

theres a black guy and a mexican whos driving the cop

There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

Why did the man go bra shopping? Cause he is a single father and his teenage daughter needs a new one.

The elephant and the mouse was gonna go swimming at the lake, but they realize the Elephant forgot his swimming trunks! Mouse: Do you really need two trunks? Elephant: Oh well I can do with this one... but its not a swimming trunk! Mouse: Huh? Moral: Huh?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

How come anti jokes r funny

Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

The other day I saw this dog. It said woof.

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