When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

what does a granny look best in? 1950

Why did the Jew post a free link on his Facebook wall? Because it is funny and he hoped his friends would like it.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

a korean man with no legs sits on a porch. He has no legs so it's considered standing

Have you heard about the angry chef? He beat his children

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

A woman catches her husband cheating on her she divorces him in a rather lengthy sequence of meetings in court

What comes after 23? 24.

Why did the man walk into the bar? To purchase alcoholic beverages ready for consumption.

why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

A black and a white man enter the bar all the people jump on the black guy to beat him up when the white guy is geting free vodka

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

Did you hear about the cannibal who ate the Olympic record sprinter? He's in prison for first-degree murder & crimes against humanity.

Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

knock knock who's there auntie auntie who? anti-joke

Justin's hair

Q: What did the dog say to the cat? A: animals don't talk

Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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