- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did danielle drop her ice cream cone? Because she was diabetic and had a blood sugar of 5.

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Romeny or Obama? Obamney

how do you get blondes to drown? stick a mirror to the bottom of the pool

what did the old man say to the older man? "hey".

Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

What's red, green, and goes about 200 mph A fire hidrent I lied about the green and the 200 mph

Billy wanted a pet...and now he got cancer...

yo mama so stupid, she went to the super bowl an bought a spoon

JAmie stegman loves making love with his sister... he loves inbreeds so much

Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

What has three eyes, scales, seventeen stomachs, and can produce milk? Nothing. Nature has not yet evolved any animal to these specifications.

Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

What do you get when you mix carbonated water, caramel color, aspartame, phosporic acid, potassium benzoate, caffeine, citric acid, and natural flavor? Diet Pepsi

A group of teenage boys put a flaming bag of dog feces on Old Man Howard's doorstep. He came out and demanded that they stop such behavior at once. They did, and the day went on normally.

What do you call a bunch of black people hanging out in a barn? African American farmers socializing.

What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Whu did the boy drop his cheeseburger? Because the school janitor whacked him with a mallet.

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

How do you wake up a black man? Punch him in the face.

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