- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Timmy eats 32 cookies and eats 30 of them. What does he have? Type 2 Diabetes.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a donkey

Roses are red, violets are blue. I know.

knock knock who's there ?? the police now get out !!

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Okay, so your school has a fire drill, and a ginger asks why the alarm went off. You reply, “Some new kid saw your hair and pulled the fire alarm

how do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker face

A boy tells his teacher, "I want to be like hitler when I grow up and kill all the jews and one clown." The teacher replies, "Why the clown?" The boy says, "See no one cares about the jews."

An atheist and a priest agree to a public debate. The priest doesn't make much of an attempt to argue because there is a young boy in his podium giving him a handjob.

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? Because it was sold out

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Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

What did Batman and Robin say when they were going to the Batmobile? To the Batmobile

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

Why did the man throw the baby at the brick wall? I don't know, but that is a tragic incident and I will now go mourn.

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