Knock knock Who's there Fetty Fetty who? Fetty Wap Hey what's up hello

Why did the little girl drop her school books? A kid jacked her in the head with a brick.

Roses are blue violets are red I think I'm getting drunk get me to my van

Neither have I

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

if a chcken lays an eggg what happens? a baby bird comes out

how do u get to your favorite chinese restaurant? wok.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

Wanna Hear a joke.... Corey Jacobs is a FAT ASS

So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

What's the difference between a dead baby and an egg? Ones delicious with bacon, the others an egg.

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

Why is Taylor sad? Because she's the middle of a human centipede.

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

My parents have an open marriage.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

Why did the imagrint cross the road? Cuz he stole the chickin's job.

What did the German say to the Jew? Sorry.

what do you call a young man? a little boy

i have two hands.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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