Moo! I'm a goat!

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

What is less sanitary than eating food off of the ground? Anal sex.

why did the black boy start crying when he was taking a dump? He thought he was melting

What is an Indian's favourite country? North Currya

Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

An American man stopped me the other day and asked for the time, I looked at my watch and said: 5 o'clock.

What do you a call a person who can't fly. A person.

irish wristwatch JLR

whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

What's the difference between George Michael and a microwave oven? One is a human being and the other is a resourceful appliance.

Religion.

civil rights

How do you kill a blonde? By inactivating major functions in the body, for example cutting off the blood supply to the brain.

why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

Q: What did the blonde woman say when she got slaped by her friend? A: Ow.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

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How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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