- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the black man was pushed off the cliff? His bones shattered upon impact and he died almost instantly

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window, at the 122th floor of a skyskraper.

Thumbs this up

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

An Atheist sneezed. Everyone around him said, "God bless you." He thanked them and continued on with his day.

What's worse than stepping on a Lego? Leukemia

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

What do you have if you have 100 rabbits in a row and 99 step back? That would be a very unlikely thing to happen, unless a mildly scary predator was released in front of them, or they weren't all stepping back at the same time.

Charlotte Bobcats

roses are red violets are blue hey fu i'm making stew out of my own poo

I am a joke. I am funny.

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Tell her to inform the police that her significant other is assaulting them and that she should file a restraining order.

What's 9+10? 19

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

Two penguins are in the shower. One of them asks if he can have the soap. The other responds, "What am I, a telephone?"

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

Q: What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? A: A dog

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