A horse walks into a bar, realizes that he shouldnt be here so he walks out.

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*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Do you like fish-sticks? Love 'em. You like putting fish-sticks in your mouth? Yeah. What are you, a gay fish?

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What's red but smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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what's gay as AIDS? The way you got it

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-Knock, knock. -Who's there? -The pest control guy. -Please leave me alone I'm giving birth.

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whats up fuch you bitch

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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An irish man walks into a bar... Hes met with an intervention of family and friends who are all very concerned about his drinking problem and well being.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Why did the teacher get mad at the student? Because he ran over him with a car.

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The Minnesota Vikings won a game.

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First speaker: "why are there so many anti-jokes about something walking into a bar!?!? Second speaker: "there are only a couple thousand of them." First speaker: "it is getting so damn annoying!" Second speaker: "Well, that's too bad for you" The first speaker proceeds in stabbing himself with a knife while laughing hysterecly. First speaker: "ha ha ha ha" Second speaker "emo."

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, his mouth was full of it's intestines.

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mangos mandarins mushrooms mustache :{

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A black man comes home from work.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

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Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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