A man walked into a bar Ouch.

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A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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Knock knock! Ding dong.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

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whats the only concert you can get into for 45 cents? a 50 cent concert featuring Nickelback

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What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? Nothing. Inanimate objects, such as a tube of glue, however adhesive the contents of said objects are, are in no way capable of advanced speech, let alone basic communication.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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your mom died.

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Why was 6 afraid of seven? because 7 brutally beat and raped 9

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You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

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A blind man walks into a pole.

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being raped by your uncle

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What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

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What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

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What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

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Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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