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What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Do you believe in magic? cuz i do.

What can make you pee? Liquid

If life gives you lemons ask where they came from.

Why did the cat have hair? Because he did.

Whats luckier than finding a lucky penny? winning the lottery.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What is the difference between baldness and boldness? The second letter.

Roses are Rose, Violets are Violet.

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

Once upon a time, The end.

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

Breanna baked a pie. what kind of pie was it? A JIMMY PAI

Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

What makes 10 year olds laugh? Se x Jokes.

why doesn't mexico have an olypics because theyre already running,swimming and jumping over the border

your mother

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why did the crack head cross the road? To get crack.

I killed someone on minecraft.

whats more serious than rape the holocaust

What did the guy who killed Osama Bin Laden say? Burn!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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