- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Farmers are outstanding in their fields

A boy bought a dozen roses, eleven real, one fake. He looks deeply into his girlfriends eyes, hers looking back, brimming with love and affection as he says, "I slept with your sister."

What did the suicide bomber say on new years day? Happy new year.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

whats hard, its not what you think a penis

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

Knock knock. Racism.

I forgot how to throw a boomerang and then it came back to me.

How do you get a kid to shut up? You ducttape his mouth,legs, and arms and throw him in a pit

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

Whats more painful than falling onto a sharp stone? Suffering the loss of your mother and newborn brother in a tragic car accident on your birthday.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

What is worse than finding an Apple in your Worm? Watching your dog jumping of a cliff

Don't worry, I'm not as random as you think I salad

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

How many Weasleys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 2

What did the teacher say to the student? You failed science

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is embarrassed but realises it has nothing to do with his dyslexia.

Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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