Why was the sex offender sweating in the playground? Because he was pushing his over weight son on the swing.

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Why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the Catholic Priest say to the young boy? God bless you.

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How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

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What has two arms and two legs? A human being.

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Yo mama's so fat, that she's fat.

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My daughter is dying of AIDS.

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How do you get 4 Jews in a car? Open the door and tell them politely to get in.

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Why did Jimmy fall out of the tree. Cause' I shot him.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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What's black & sits at the top of the staircase? A quadriplegic after a house fire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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Why did the black man die? A white man killed him. He was a member of the KKK.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Nature is filled with wondrous things. No really, this isn't a joke.

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A Black Man Walks Into A Club.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Im good at other things... ...like giving handshakes

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A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

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Why couldnt the boy poop? Because he was staring right in his eye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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