- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

What is a black man's favorite fast food restauraunt? Varies.

Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

How do you kill a woman? Let her drive

why is everyone always picking on ruth? because they just do

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Your mama is so ugly. But she is still a respected member of the community

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

A chicken crosses the road as a car comes by. The driver pumps the brakes and stops the car just before hitting the chicken. The chicken crosses the road safely. Onward, my noble steed !

What's the same about a crouton and a pencil case? Both are used for dirty things, such as shoe tying.

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A man trips on an old bottle. He picks it up and out pops a genie. "I will grant you three wishes!" says the genie. "Whatever you so desire is my com--" "I'm already late for a meeting!" shouts the man. He drops the bottle and continues on.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones Well maybe you shouldn't play in the tree anymore

What did Tim say about his wife cheating on him with his best friend's wife? He ran to R Kelly and got peed on.

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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