A plane full of atheists, with one Christian, crashes into a field over Ohio. Everybody but the Christian dies upon impact. Amazed, a news reporter on the scene of the crash, asks the man, "How did you suvive this tragic event?" "I had a parachute." Responds the man.

What does Tupac and Elvis Presley have in common? They're dead but most of the people think they aren't.

whats worse than getting the girl you're talking to taken from you? getting the girl you like taken from you.. by a asian.

Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

What did the african american ninja say to the jewish bartender? Can I have a beer?

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a convicted serial killer.

Roses are red That much is true But violets are purple Not freaking blue

I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

Susan boyle has a belly button, Simon has a belly button, Because its only normal.

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

learn the ropes?

What's blue and smells like red paint. ............blue paint.

You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

Doctor, doctor, it hurts when I hit my head with a hammer!! Dont hit your head with a hammer anymore.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Two men were standing on the 34th floor of a 65 floor building. They were trapped in a office with one window. here is their conversation: guy1: oh no what should we do??? guy2: I don't know!! this is awful!!! guy1: I have children and a loving wife!!! guy2 walks to the window sill and leans over. guy1: what are you doing? there is more to life we can get through this!! guy 2 jumps out the window guy 1 runs to the window sticks his head out and yells "MAKE MINE CHOCOLATE!!!"

What do you call a fat kid? I don't know...you tell me

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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