- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a taxidermist and an astronomer ? They have a different job.

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Roses are red. I have OCD. That rose IS red right.. Let me check again.

You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

black people

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

Why did the Asian man go to bed? Because he was tired

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

What's the best way to toss a salad? With a salad spinner from the home shopping network.

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Roses are red, Violets are blue...........Im wearing socks

Why didn't the business man ever wear pants? He didn't have any legs.

What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

What's brown and sticky? The faeces of a glue stick.

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