Sarah Palin

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what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

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Two blondes walk into a building......you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - I am. - I am who? - You are Steve. - Indeed.

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What happens when you shoot a giraffe? It dies.

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What made the lady dance? Bandz!

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How you do stop a baby from swinging around on the clothesline? Hit it with a shovel.

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I leave you with a riddle, I am round. I am an orange. What am I?

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A retarded man speaks jibberish, because he is retarded

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What starts with F and ends in U C K? firetruck What starts with P and ends in O R N? popcorn What only costs 5 cents on weekends? your mom

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Q: What is better than sex? A: A relationship where you can be completely intimate with your partner

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amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

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What happens when Darth Vader farts? Nothing. Darth Vader's butt was burned off on the volcanic planet of Mustafar and he fell into a lava pit. Darth Vader has since started a program called Darth Vader's butt replacement research foundation. Please donate money today. You could be changing a buttless person's life. Thank you very much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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