- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

Welcome to die!

What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

Why is Islam the fastest growing religion? Because black people breed like rats.

Wanna hear a joke? Yes Then go on the internet and find some jokes.

Why does the St. Johns River flow north? Because Georgia Sucks.

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What did the feminist say to the CIS white male? I respect you as a person.

What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

hahahahaha thats not funny

What did the apple tree say to the farmer? "Stop picking on me"

heads up!

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Two black men are sitting next to each other on a bench when a woman walks by. The first man says "Damn, that's a nice pair of tits!". The second man said "Yes, she does posses a supple and voluptuous bosom." The cat that was sitting underneath the bench then began cleaning himself.

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

Why doesn't little billy eat his vegetables at the dinner table... Because billy has bin dead for 3 years

Why can't Amy Winehouse sing? She's dead.

Two giraffes walk into a bar, hit their heads, cracktheir skulls and die.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere. - Blake Woodman

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Why did Michael Vick run? Because he was being chased by defenders.

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