A muslim walks pass a bomb shop on his way to the international peace club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually, no they're not. They're VIOLET. That's why they're called that. If they were blue, they would be called "Blues", or something of a similar nature. Don't be dumb.

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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why did ryan go to bed? because he is a growing boy and need it to keep in line for his study's i lied about him sleeping hes dead he was abducted

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What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

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Why didn't peyton manning's grand mom call him after his game? She died of throat cancer 5 years ago

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Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

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Your mom is so fat she's overweight

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Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

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What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

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A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

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Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

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What do you call an Arab on an airplane? A passenger.

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Life gave me limes. Now how am I suppose to make lemonade

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what happens every day? People die

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What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

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Why weren't u sad when your sister died? You lived in a hut and were supplied with food for a week

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I was bitter, nonetheleast because you and I became friends, while someone working for you (at that time it might just as well had been you) was conducting a lot of illegal activities. I kept thinking, why does the guy call himself "the wizard", its the most used name... Why? Because it is the most used name, good luck finding "THE WIZARD" among internet nerds, but then again, if you search for the most famous one, you find "THE MAN", Not only did you tell me at first that you where Nero. Which I can prove you are not, but you know, one side of me was your friend, the other knew I would have to get rid of you no matter the cost, if you kept your activities. SImply put: When I enjoyed our time together, I pushed you away with stupid humor, small insults and etc, mostly in order to protect myself from getting to close with a potential threat for well, security, lets keep it at that.

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My pet rock died.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

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