What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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A girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

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Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

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Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

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Why did the corpse come to life? Because number 5 is alive!

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How do you make an electrician cry? You kidnap him and his mother, tie them both to chairs in your garage, and force him to watch you stab his mother repeatedly in the face while laughing and licking up her blood and tears. Then cut his arms and legs off, lock him in a cage with his mothers body, and go in there everyday and eat a delicious meal while watching him starve to death next to his dead mother.

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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How do you get a n***r out of a tree? Cut the rope

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Whats long, hard, and has cum in it? Cucumber

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yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

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If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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A girl asked for lip balm. She put some on and her lips exploded.

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what did the egg say to the boiling water? itll take a while to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick.

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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What's blue and says "Good morning" A blue sign that says good morning

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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whats black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white and black and white? a penguin rolling down the hill. what black and white and laughing? the penguin that pushed him.

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How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

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what did the boy say? please please please please goout with me

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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