Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

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What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

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What kinds of children go to heaven dead ones

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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25

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Mommy mommy I don't want to see grandma. Shut up and keep digging.

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A young blonde walks into a bar and orders a shot of tequila. After about a few minutes she spots this very ugly man with one leg. The man just so happens to sit right next to her and orders a drink. The man reeks of cockroaches and he looks like a homeless man that hasn't bathed in months. They never talk and the blonde goes home.

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What do you call ugly? Dionne Dodds

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girls lacrosse

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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civil rights

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Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was a red light and it was his turn to cross.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

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Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

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What did the man do after he rented a movie? He watched it

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Whats worse than runing over a box of kittens? Runing over two boxes of kittens.

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Women's sports.

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2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

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rose's are red, bananas are yellow, yo mama's so fat she jiggles like jello

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What happened to the cat that fell in the bath? It jumped out feeling cold and embarrassed.

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What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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