Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Flop dog

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Two Irish men walks out of a bar

How does your sister ride a bicycle? My sister does not have any legs.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Q: Whats the difference between a friend and a bestfriend? A: The other one has best in front of it dumb A$$

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

What's worse than the holocaust? anti-joke

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

What's funnier than poop? More poop

A homosexual walks into a church

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

how do you make time fly? throw a clock out a window.

A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Your momma's so fat that she has a body fat percentage of 37 and is clinically overweight.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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