A blonde walks into a bar. She is rushed to the hospital and treated for a broken nose and a busted lip. She now has a deformed nose.

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What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

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How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply because he was incapable of speech.

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whats blue and can fly? a red robin i lied about being blue By RT so u believe me

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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Rishi is a funny guy, well he thinks he is. true story.

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Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

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I saw a guy walking down the street like a black person. I just shook my head and smiled. He WAS black.

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knock knock Who's there? Someone who wants to save you from the shitty dinner your lazy wife made.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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What's black and white and red all over? A car in which some young hoodlum appears to have splashed a fair amount of red paint over the owner's otherwise charming checker pattern.

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A horse walked into a bar and ordered a drink. It was nothing out of the ordinary because the Everett-Wheeler interpretation of quantum mechanics is correct and he lived in a parallel universe in which the roles of humans and horses are reversed.

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What color is the white cup? It's blue because it has two handles.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

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How do you treat people that cannot say no in just two seconds? (redux and spellchecked) Treatment: Hi...: *locks door* NOW SAY NO TO ME! SAY IT MUAHAHAHA! People: NO PLEASE I CANT! NOOOOOO! *door unlocks* Problem solved, NEXT!

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Q) What do you call a black man swinging from a tree? A) A very silly man as it is potentially dangerous

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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