What can you eat that comes in all different flavors. Chex mix, I bet you thought it was women but its not its chex mix

Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

How do you save a black man from drowning? You throw him a flotation device.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

what the difference between Obama and osama bin laden nothing

What do you call a person who dies in march A dead person

Your momma's so fat she died five years ago.

How do you survive the plague? you dont.

Gay's

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Get in the van.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! I won the battle but lost the war: I'm Donald Trump!

Why did the man cross the road? To attend his wife's funeral.

Do dead Elves know it's Xmas ?

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? One has a complex circulatory system the other is a pizza.

Why couldn't Scruffy get out from under the car? It had parked on his skull.

why can't helen keller drive? Because she is deaf and blind.

Q: what's the difference between a human and a gorilla? A: they can both talk, apart from the gorilla

knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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what does the NAACP stand for? Now Apes Are Called People.

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