What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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What do you call a dead baby in a lunchbox? It doesn't matter he won't hear you.

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Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

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What's black and red and can go through time. I don't know but you have cancer and are going to die very soon.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

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Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

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Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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roses are red violets are blue i have candy im about to rape you

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Where did Lil' Suzie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A deer. The fact that it has no eyes doesn't change the species.

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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My childhood friend said she had a bad breakup with her husband (yeah husband), and that she needed a really stiff one. Come on! How was I supposed to know she was talking about alcohol! She did blush and smile after I pulled my pants down however, that`s like seven out of ten right? I mean I was just trying to help a friend out right? And myself, fine myself, but it will be a total win/win situation, you know... Those where you win twice? "Dont worry, Im not comming" *pewpew*

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Why can't february march Because april may

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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why was the gay person gay? he liked penis in his bum.

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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