- Anti Joke

Ill do a lot more than just try you, anyways, technically I learned to play the piano as a kid, but now I play on a small cheap keyboard (the musical kind) and sincerely, I kinda suck at it now, my abusive parents expected perfection beat the shit out of me blahblahblah, thats really all of it, trauma. My senses, well, when I was a kid I was terrified of gravity (one of the rarest fears in the world) because I had no idea I was consciously shifting things myself. So lets say... If I somehow end up hanging upside down, I just shift it, so my brain believes I am not and I experience no discomfort, there is a lot more to it, ill tell you, damn nose wont stop bleeding and my waifu got a bit scared, she got some bad bronchitis and she still has not recovered a 100 percent, but its just the cough now though... Lets just say that my ability to balance, is about 300-500 percent higher than any regular human, and that I can stand on one leg enough to beat the guiness record book 50 times... ...IIIIF I was in good shape, which I am not.

A chickens walks into a bar... And greets her fellow friends

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

A blind man walks into the girls bathroom.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

What is brown and has 15 legs? (They answer "What?") Reply: I don't know I was hoping you would.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Women's rights

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