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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

An orthodox rabbi, a Methodist preacher and a Muslim Cleric walk into a bar and blow that month's tithings on video slots.

Knock Knock Who's there? Not Michael Jackson!

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What's the difference between a whale and an elephant

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

Why was the black man sent to prison? He was wrongfully accused of a crime which is a fine example of how flawed today's justice system is.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

President Donald Trump

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a pedophile.

A cannibal went for a walk and he passed his brother.

Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

Snarf Nuggets

Q. How are a bird and a turtle alike? A. They both fly. Except the turtle.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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