- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

What is a cow's favorite drink? Well, I could be wrong and this is just my opinion, but I do not believe that animals experience feelings and, in corollary, favoritism towards anything, particularly regarding basic survival needs, such as hydration.

you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

What is red and has seven dents? Snow White's Cherry.

(approach girl) How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to fit into the same dress as you

How do you get 100 illegal immigrants into a furnace? Tell 'em it's England.

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