- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock a man walks into a bar what do you call a horse with no legs dave who?

What did the Wife say to her husband about his Erectile Dysfunction? - Im sorry I dont know how to finish a joke based on this private a matter.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

What's the difference between a duck?

Why did the man fall from the sky? Because he was dead.

Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

Q: What happened to the blonde who tried to commit suicide? A: She died.

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What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why was the child lying in the scrap yard? because he was being torn apart by guard dogs.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 is your mom

Did you hear about the Blonde who fell off a cliff You Have? Oh Ok, Have a nice day

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Yo momma's so poor, that when she went to the soup kitchen, she got food.

What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

Okay, one second.

What do you get when you cross a blonde with a dinosaur? Beastiality

What did the college student say after he failed his test? He didn't say anything, he was a mute.

Why cant steve get a job? Because Steve Jobs is DEAD! Moral: And people are all like "you gotta respect the dead", uh... Why not respect people while they are alive? Humanity is so fucking "smart" sometimes ya? Not that your answer matters...

An Iraqi, an American and an Irishman get on a plane. They all enjoy the in-flight amenities, agree that the food was sub-standard and arrive at their destinations safely.

What did the murderer get for Christmas? Executed.

Where did a homeless man find his easter eggs? In the bin.

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