why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

Women.

How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.

Barack Obama walks into a bar. He's black.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

There are two muffins in an oven. One muffin says to the other "dang, it's really hot in here." Realizing that muffins can not talk the other muffin wakes up to a very hungry man biting his face.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

justin beiber has a penis hahahahahahhaah lol not really

A man sat on a chair

Roses are red, Violets are red, Shit I'm bleeding.

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

Why do fancy unicorns wear jackets? Because they're fancy.

Roses are red,violets are blue, im epileptic sdblkselhvefbed

Knock Knock? Who's There? Not a Jehovah's Witness, let me in!

What's big, red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Your mom is so black, i shot a bullet at her. It came back and said i need a flashlight.

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

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