Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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Biggest lie ever; "I have read and agree to the terms of service".

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Knock Knock whose there? ach ach who? bless you

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When your scuba diving why do u jump off backwards beacause if u jump forwards than u witll still be in the boat!!!!!!

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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What did the bodybuilder do when someone stole his wallet? Ab workouts.

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What's worse than getting raped by a black guy? Getting raped by a radioactive black guy

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Whats worse than your shoe being untied? 911

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A kid wanted to change the channel... One thing leads to another.

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Roses are red, Violets are purple, nothing rhymes with purple.

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How do you differentiate a Canadian from an American ? The American will have an American Passport,while the Canadian will have a Canadian passport.

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

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what's the fastest way to have someone murder you tell your wife you are cheating on her

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

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the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? It is rapidly becoming outdated and most cellphones these days have the time, but if they like the style they are free to use one.

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Last guy is a Joke thief Love, T.R.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have amnesia ...where am I

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People made fun of a plant for walking into a bar. Little did they know it hadn't been watered for days.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Why did she fall of the second time? I pushed her.

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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