which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

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How does the cow say cash i dont know ask him he is the cow.

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Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, the chicken is dead.

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Oh," the boy says. "Well BUENOS DIAS to you too!!!

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Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

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What happens when you drop a baby? It falls.

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What do you call a black man walking towards you with a gun? A defibrillator.

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How long did it take azaha to have a shit? Nine months

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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How do you wake up lady gaga? Poke her face

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knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

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So tell me what’s worse than a baby? A dead baby… Well then what’s worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a pile of dead babies? A live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies… And what’s worse than a live baby sitting on top of a pile of dead babies? A live baby eating it’s way out of a pile of dead babies…

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How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

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roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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What happens when you yell at people who have high blood pressure? They might get heart attacks & die.

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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What do you call an Oliver with friends? A dream

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What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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