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What did the little boy get for christimas? Nothing because he's a selfish asshole.

Why did the black kid with one leg read the Iliad? Because it was part of his homework assignment?

What's good? Anything that is not bad.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

Jews

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? NOT SALLY

Why did the monKey fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first one

What Did batman say to robin before they got in the car..... Get in the car

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock knock Who's there Police

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

What is black and blue and really is not in the mood for sex? The new girl at the women's shelter.

A baby seal walks into a club.

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

which one does not belong light bulb i have read an agree to the terms of service view terms of service submit

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was playing Pokemon Go.

Q: what happed to the squirrel that lost his nuts? A: it died

Whats worse then getting stabbed in the trachea by a aids infected knife? getting pounded anally by satan

What is the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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