- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was so special about Anne Frank's diary? Nothing. ZeNaziGermanDoctor

an emo kid walks into mcdonalds and orders a happy meal

John Rustenburg at the dinner table

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What dog keeps the best time? All dogs will keep reasonably good time as far as their care is concerned, if they have a stable home routine.

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

What did the pornstar do after the film shoot? Called her parents and said she had a good day at work as a receptionist at a law firm. She is too ashamed to admit her real profession to them. She then cried profusely.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

bergin y u so tubbbbbyyyy?????

Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guys ducked.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

What's the difference between a fine wine and a dead baby in a blender? One gets better as it ages, and the other is a horrific accident.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Why would you wanna keep an idiot busy, it's not gonna make a difference...

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

What's the difference between a duck? Nothing, they're both the same.

what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What do you call a black man with a hoe? A farmer.

Sure, I like all kinds of Juice. -Apple Jews -Grape Jews -Orange Jews The list goes on,,,

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

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