- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there. Alex. Alex who? Your brother Alex. Oh, please come in.

What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

A duck walks into a bar.... Animal control is swiftly called and the duck is relocated to a nearby park.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

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Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a pineapple? There will be no funeral for the pineapple..

Flop dog

Why can't the man have babies? His nuts was cut off and he eventually bleed to death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

shut up kobe!

A man made a sandwich.

How are people and jelly beans similar? No one likes the black ones

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

Little girl and a pedofile walk into the woods at night. Little girl says, "mr pedofile im scared" pedofile responds " you think your scared? i have to walk out of here alone."

roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? I go bird hunting. Kelvin Yang

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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