Kenneth kaniff takes his hat off then he meets cosmic panda with kevin the zebra because chuck norris ate a chili pepper.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

What do you call four friends spending a wild night in Las Vegas that they can't rember the next day? A rip off of the Hangover

If Jimmy has 60 candy bars and eats 50 of them, what does he have? Diabetes.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

LOL May Wong

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

Your mom is so cheap, that she eats her cereal with a fork to save milk

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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