What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

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Why did the Romans conquer everyone? They were power-hungry.

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what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

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what do you get if you eat cream cake, coffee cake, strawberry cake, chocolate cake, fruit cake, and sponge cake? a very large stomach-cake.

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roses are red, violets are violet.

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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F: what is BLUE and has 400 whells ? Q: NOTHING !!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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My friend Edward found a worm in his apple. Edward happened to be a lemur. Lemurs eat both plants and worms, so he ate them both.

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The Pope

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Q:whats comes back to life and says RAR A;jesus

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A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

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Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

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a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

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what do you call a tall skiny kid with a very big ego autistic.........colby schluter.

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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You know what's funny? A bucket full of dead babies. Do you know what's funnier? The last one is still alive and crying.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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Bum: Excuse me, can you spare some change? Rich man: No

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Anti Joke

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