- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What does tupperware and a walrus have in common? they both like a tight seal

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To be eaten.

dick in your mouth just kidding haaaaaa

Why was the asian boy made fun of in the locker room? Because of the nipple piercing he had.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (a police officer steps in and says): What is red and green and peed all over? I dont know Im sorry to say, but its your mother. A group of teens killed her and defiled her body with urine. She was wearing green.

Womens Rights.

A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

"I think your a hoe" "Don't worry, I know I am!" "You wanna F*** me?" "Hell Ya!"

when life throws you lemons your an idiot because it wont

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Whats that cool sound it makes when you thumbs a comment?

I hate it when I go running and my diick always gets road rash from being dragged So I cut it off

NASCAR

'Knock Knock' 'Who's there?' 'My name is Boo, I'm sorry,I think I was given the wrong address, I'll be on my way now' Boo walks away from the unsuspecting person's front door and goes to the next house along in the hope of finding the house he was originally searching for.

Q: What's worse than a rainy day? A:

poop is very very yummy.

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