What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Robin get in the car"

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why aren't elephants allowed in public pools? Because they are elephants.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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How many jews can you fit into a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and a thousand in the ash tray.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

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Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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A Christian walks in into a bar . . . mitzvah.

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