Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill? Mud slide What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Jailbreak

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You really need some help in spelling the word GOD... Anyway, none of your fucking business.I am a child for this scenario only so... Moral: LET THAT CHILD ALONE!

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Why did the black man cross the road? To show the chicken that it isn't that hard.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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What's more funny than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed like a clown.

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a man is running away

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

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captcha: all yer base

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Why don't elephants eat bananas? Because they don't have opposable thumbs.

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haha. i got blocked too!!!!

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Why did it die Nothing died

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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you are black i am black except for your big hairy ass

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FREE SEX! Now that I have your attention.............

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What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

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Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

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What do you do when you walk downstairs and see your TV floating? Call Ghostbusters.

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try slamming a revolving door

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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