- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the kid sad? his fish died. he had to flush it down the toilet.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

A fat guy runs a marathon. He dies of obesity and dehydration.

Violets are Blue, Roses are Red, skip the bull$%!#, and give me head

Your all fags

How many Amish people does it take to change a light bulb? None because they don't believe in technology.

Why couldn't the Black man become a surgeon? He was Blind.

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

What did Batman say to Robin before going into the Batmobile? Get in the car.

What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

How do you stop a black kid from bouncing on the bed? Put Velcro on the cealing.

So a chef, a soldier, and a lawyer are riding in a plane. The pilot has a heart attack and they all die.

I know what you do with your right hand. You part-take in everyday activities such as eating, typing, grooming and maneuvering.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

rishi is gay (coventry england)

squirrels with massive bonerss

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

How do you get a Jewish man out of a pool? Ask him politely, for I'm sure he's a pleasant and reasonable fellow.

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