yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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Harry Styles

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What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

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Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

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How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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Three guys went barhopping. One slipped and broke his dick.

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What do you get when you put white cheese in a blender and turn it on? White cheese.

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what does the nba stand for? Nothing But Africans

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and they stink.

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A boy walks up to a girl and says "Do you like ice cream? Cuz I have a huuuuuge penis."

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

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Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

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Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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