What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

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What is the worst gift a child can get? a gift

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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So a platypus walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then goes home drunk. His wife doesn't approve of his drinking, so she took her children then left. The lonely platypus wandered around for days on end in the lonely silence. He realized he wanted a job, but he couldn't get one, and i lied. it wasnt a platypus. it never even haooened i wasted your time.

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Chad Wolbert is retarded.

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you call the guy who made this page. Answer: A sucker mouth bitch.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

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Someone made a Titanic joke to me today, It was just plane wrong.

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how do you get a blonde out of a tree? you politely ask her, then if all else fails call the local fire department

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Q. How do you get a black man out of a tree? A. You get a ladder and help him down

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Needless to say,

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press Ctrl and F4 on ur key pad

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What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

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When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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Womans profesional lacrosse

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A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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What did the police officer say to the black man? "I am a police officer."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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