4,000 yaks escaped from the zoo

A red-head, a brunette, and a blonde are playing hide-and-seek. Hide-and-seek is a fun game, so they probably had a great time.

whats brown and sticky? shit

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

What do you call a fat kid who eats twinkies. Otto Hintz`````

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Waseem is sad because all his jokes are not funny!

Whats black and white and red all over? My wife, i constantly beat her and I should probably be arrested for it if she didnt love me so much

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What did the wife say to her husband when he arrived home from work? Nothing. She cried over his coffin. Her husband was a marine who died in a car bombing in Iraq.

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What do you call a dead prostitute? - You (or friends name) in 10 years

why did katy fall off her bike?

my captcha says : forkin chickens

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

whats better then a pile of dead babies? 2 piles of dead babies

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