Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Why wasn't the man talking? Because he was sleeping.

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

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A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

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pickle sniffer

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

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Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

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What's worse than going in the wrong direkshun? ...My spelling

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A hispanic lesbian couple accidentally walk into a country western themed bar. And leave immediately as a bar is no place for their 2 year old son.

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There once was a man from Nantucket But then he moved to Boston and changes his name to "man from Boston"

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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Why did the mailman cross the road? To deliver mail

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Pick up lines: Are you from Tennessee? Because you're wearing a university of Tennessee sweatshirt. If I could rearrange the alphabet to put 'U' and 'I' together, I would not do it because I would have to reorganize all of my alphabetized files. Is it hot in here to you or am I experiencing early signs of a stroke?

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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BenWuzHear

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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What does the man do to his meat? He beats it.

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Womens rights !

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

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What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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