what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

Q:what has two legs and bleeds A: a dog cut in half

Why wasn't the black guy allowed into the bar? Because the bar was closed.

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

A girl gets raped -teagan d

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Person 1: Can I write a good anti-joke? Person 2: No. Person 1: Why nut? Person 2: All the gud onez r taken. ;-; tru...

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

3 men walk into a bar. they all take a cab home to keep from having an accident due to their intoxication.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm blind.

Why did the man cry when he was surrounded by black men? He got a call saying his mother had just died.

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Water? I hardly know her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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