1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

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A white man and a black man were walking down the street. The black borrowed the white man's phone to make a quick call when an incoming call came in. The black man, while trying to hand the phone back, says, "Here, it's your Dad." The white man replies, "No, that's my phone." Amazed at how uneducated the black man was.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his coat? Where's my coat.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? words

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I'm bleeding, Shit.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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What's funnier than 24? 25

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retaarded guy? A. Your retarded

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It is so hard to write an antijoke.

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What do you call a guy with four heart chambers, two pairs of extremities, and an aortic arch? Anatomically normal.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A watermelon doesn't scream when you cut it open.

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Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

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Q: Why did the koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead

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Fox News.

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What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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Two Jews walk into a bar. They promptly order their drinks and then leave.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DANII AND SCAFFHOLDING? ONLY ONE STILL HAS A POLE 1 LIKE = 1 TEAR FOR DANII

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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Why was Steve hungry? Because the last time he ate was yesterday.

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