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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians such bad drivers? They're not: it is a racist stereotype that is propagated by people who are so insecure that they must put others down to feel good about themselves.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

A Duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'd like to buy some peanuts." The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't sell peanuts." The duck turns around and leaves.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

A women in her kitchen hears a thud outside. Her husband fell off the roof.

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo

why did the jew cross the road? the ss was chasing him and his family to kill him so he ran across the street to same his family, he got hit by a truck and his family was killed...

Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

Get in the car.

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

what did one muffin say to the other in the oven? Nothing because they were both baked at 500 degrees and died

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. I'm not sure, because there are many farmers on this earth, and finding the same one that you are talking about, may be hard. It may take a while, but i'll get back to you as soon as possible, with an anwser.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because her dad through a fridge at her

Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

Q: A Blonde and a Brunette fall of a building which one hits the ground first? A: The Brunette because she ways 200 pounds and the Blonde weighs 100.

what happens when u mix a car, a blimp and a plane? I don't know.

Theres a man with 2 eyes.

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