- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i heard something so funny it made me crap my pants you were a mistake

Why did the car cross the road? Green light

Penisland

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

this is not a joke

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

oooh look a banshee

Do you know mirror has 6 letters and half of then are r's?

Holy fuckfarts! I did mention I am at my mothers place right? What am I saying? What am I typing? Marry me now!

Why did i write this? I was bored

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Why did the helicopter crash? Because the driver was fat.

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? Ouch!

Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

Ron Paul for President!

What was Hellen Keller's dogs name? dhfgbvskjne How did Hellen Keller's dog die? Natural causes.

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