- Anti Joke

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

Pff, "Axel", you are a fucking amateur, I can convey your fucking message in two lines, and one and a half of those lines would be fucking swearing and insults. I am done with the fucking underground society, it used to be a great place for people to discuss real world matters rather than be blinded by the fucking lies of the media, and yes religion, if you ever worked for me, you know that the fucking bible is a textbook example of every goddamn brain washing technique there is. But if you where ever my allumni, id expect you to use those methods sparringly and only when neccesary. No wonder people consider you a fucking cultist, you use your fucking methods as smoke and mirrors rather than letting "your people" know, and teach them that you just use a bunch of verbal tricks. Mental-ism is not magic, and neither should it be implied to be part of the surreal, while I respect your ideology, you have misused it to acquire power and wealth from those you claim to protect, and while you do convey some good ideals, you are far too arrogant and ignorant for the role you have given yourself. Besides, even if you could protect "your people" as you claim you can, who the fuck is supposed to protect the rest from them?! That is some hard core methods you are abusing "Axel", and you know it, if you claim to be anti religion, then stop using the very same methods they do without teaching people how the methods work first! Moral: Never underestimate me, I enjoy behaving like a jackass, but it does not mean that I am one, as for you, you are a jackass which likes behaving like someone worthy of respect. I am still at the fucking hospital, so if you want some guidelines, speak here, and if you cant send me your contact information so we can chat on a proper phone, I will only have to assume that you are either a coward for not revealing your location to an obviously superior man ...Or... ...that... ...you... Are a fucking coward little bitch that simply keeps on hiding behind the people he claims to protect and shield! Start by admitting that I am far beyond your puny knowledge, and I might throw in a few lines of assistance. Moral 2: You are fucking using horse head network as we speak! I use it for bullshit and "iron manning", you shame the remains of the underground society for using it as means of "encoded messages" and at all!

Roses are red, bikers are blur.....I love you ( drunk texting )

Why can't Susie jump rope? Because she has no arms. Knock knock! who's there? Not Susie.

Roses are red violets are blue when i flush the toilet i see you :)

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

yo mamas so cruchy people might mistake her for a cheeto!

Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

Why did the police officer arrest Maxwell? Because he's black.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate black people, and mexicans too.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

drugs sex alcohol are as funny as AIDS

Chuck norris doesnt mow his lawn, He calls someone to do it for him and then he pays them a great deal of money considering he has a large lawn.

there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one being irish and the other chinese. now they both happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. so why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china, where as the chinese man had not committed any crime.

How much cocaine has Charlie Sheen done? enough to put your health at risk

What did the boy do when he got an F on his English paper? -Laughed.

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

How many chinese women can you fit in a car? About the same amount as men.

Harry Styles

Why did the irishman go to the bar? because he was a designated driver and was picking up his friend.

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