Roses are Blue Violets are Red I have Alsheimers... Cheese on Toast

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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What do an eagle and a gopher have in common? They can both fly, except for the gopher

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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What will happen if your heart skips 10 beats? Nothing. You're dead.

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You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

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why does jake have so many guns? hes compensating

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Johnny woke up christmas morning, went downstairs and opened his presents to find he had an iPhone, iPad,Ps3 Laptop, the full lot. Then his mate came around and Johnny bragged about all the stuff he had got. Then his mate replied," I wish i had cancer".

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Q : whats the most annoying thing on the earth with a big fore head ? A : Paige

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an abosolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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Redneck girls. Now there's a joke.

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What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

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What do you get when you cross a Poodle with a cupcake? Stop looking at these anti-jokes and get back to work.

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I used to make jokes about taking arrows to the knee then i beat the game

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What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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