- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Roses are red, Violets are purple

How are baseball and basketball the same. They aren't football.

What name does Steve Bartman go by Now? Steve Bartman, but he just hides all day trying not to be killed.

Not a joke.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

a little boy goes down stairs on xmas day he has three presents the first one was a pair of socks the second one was a football and the third one was shin pads the boy was now crying really loud santa is outside laughing why? the boy has no legs

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Why did the cancer patient shave his head? He wanted to pretend he still had hair.

My friend harris is fat.

P.E.N.I.S P-enis E-nis N-is I-s S

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

Whats numbing and smells like burning toast? A stroke.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

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