What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

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What did the normal guy say when he went to the Special Olympics? What a bunch of retards.

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Steve Jobs Died today. So did 56 million other people.

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Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

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Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

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why did the little girl get her hair cut? she has cancer.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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what did the man say when he walked into the bar? ouch!

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

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What do Connecticut school kids get at Christmas? Shot.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

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Two elks were out flying one day. One of the elks turned to the other one and said: - You have a cinnemon bun in your eye. - What? - You have a cinnamon bun in your eye! - WHAT? - YOU HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN YOUR EYE!!! - I CAN'T HEAR YOU, I HAVE A CINNAMON BUN IN MY EYE!

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Knock Knock. Whose there. We have a warrant for your arrest.

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What did the circle say to the square? Ur a square

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? 2 Survived.

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Uhh, yeah, some of it, I mean people never looked me in the eyes on the buss really, I dunno,if you think I am pretty maybe it is just your opinion or something, but thanks, you are hones and its nice. Never been out drinking, I am you know, kinda nerdy, I just prefer hanging out with friends at home.

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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What is useless and over-payed? Our government.

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