- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? There is a frog taped to his face.

what do you call a 19th century steam train driver ? i dont know , depends what his mother named him

Who could be happier than a kid at a candyshop? A necrophiliac in a morgue

Whats worst then listening to you girl friends problems? Nothing.

Why did the ginger cross the road? To tell the police that her family had been taken hostage.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

Why did Billy go into the white van? Because his parents came to pick him up from school.

Why can't Albert Einstein hold down a job? Because he's dead.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

whats worse then girls playing sport ? girls cutting grass

The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's worse than finding a holocost in your apple. A truck full of dead babies then what's worse than finding a truck full of dead babies in your apple. Braving to pich fork them out

Hey, so I know this guy who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy,who knows this guy's cousin who's name is Mark.

Why was the man reading various news articles on the Internet at 2:21 in the morning? Because at that time he could not sleep. Which meant he tried to find something else to fill his time up with.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Why did the chicken refuse to cross the road? Yo dawg, dat chicken saw dat hoe Sally crossin da road, dat biatch got hit wit a fridge. Dat chicken was like "hell naw, yall must be trippin, i aint finna die over dat shiet homie, peace!"

What did the man say to the woman he was in love with? Sure, I understand and I'm okay with being just friends.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

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