Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What did the blonde say when she found a dead bird on the sidewalk? "Aww, look at the poor dead bird!"

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

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Did you hear about the blind carpenter who picked up his hammer and saw? Did you hear about the deaf shepherd who gathered his flock and heard (herd)? If you don't understand these, use your dictionary and look up the words "blind," "deaf," "saw," "heard" and "herd." http://gpsphone-tracker.com/

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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what's white and sticky? mayonnaise.

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What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Justin Bieber is so gay he dates girls

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Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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How many women does it take to replace a light bulb? Please advise. Thanks, Holly

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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How do you get 2000 people to go to heaven? Blow up a school.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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Blake wilkeys hair style

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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