Roses are gray Violets are gray ROFL I'm a dog

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What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

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Why did the black man get a zero on his SAT? He was up so late helping orphans with disabilities that he fell asleep during the test.

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Yeah, and speaking about spiderman, I got some weird senses, when I get stressed things begin seeming slower, and gets a weird blur effect, not sure what it is, but if you know what "bullet hell video games are" Technically games where you play as a tiny spaceship and lots of bullets fly around, I was always awesome at those games as a kid, because the more stress I felt while playing, the slower my perception of time felt.

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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They say once you go black, you never go black. But clearly they weren't referring to Nigel, who had an average-sized penis at best.

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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ORGANISM. Yeah, I thought it said "orgasm" too.

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black people are white when i use night gogles

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What did Sally get for Christmas? AIDS

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That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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So you all no Dora right, well why is she always lost in the forest wit her friend boots? Whats the deal with the map everybody knows maps cannot talk!!!!!!!!!!!! What the heck is wrong with the makers of the show!!!!!!!!

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

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Wanna hear something half funny 34.5

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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Why did Billy fail his math quiz? Because he's stupid.

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how do you remove a black man from a car? Wash the bumper

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