What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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knock knock ... no one was in

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Why did the little girl fail her test? Because she had mental retardation.

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Men don't cum twice easily. That's why Jesus hasn't been around for awhile.

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A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

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What did your last slave die of? Terminal Cancer

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To find some grain.

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why did the chicken cross the road because the farm is across the street from were it is now

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who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? James and austin!!!!

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin when he noticed he had lost his belt? A: Robin! Q:What did Robin respond? A: Yes?

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What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

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what word starts with 'p' and ends in 'orn'? popcorn you sickos

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Know what people hated the most? 9-11

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Dead.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a serial rapist.

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why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

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What's funny about using a shake weight? It resembles masturbating with a penis.

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Yo mamma's so fat, at her last annual checkup her attending physician informed her that if she did not attempt to control her weight gain through a careful moderation of her diet and began exercising on a regular basis, that her obesity would soon manifest itself in a variety of chronic health conditions that would permanently alter her ability to enjoy life and could significantly decrease her lifespan.

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Whats the difference between a raisin and a old lady? One is alive, i think.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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