Whats funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: Tell her something that doesn't make any sense at all.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

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A wife asks her husband if he can fix the sink and he responds with Do I have plumber written on my forehead. Then she asks him if he can fix the porch and he responds with Do I have contractor written on my forehead. So the husband goes on vacation and comes back to find the sink and porch fixed and he asks his wife how it is fixed and she says that the new neighbor helped. So she says the neighbor said he would only do it for cake or sex. The husband respond by saying Which one did you choose. His wife responds by saying Do I have Betty Crocker written on my forehead.

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Why did the african jump in the swimming pool? Because it was a really hot day and he wanted to cool down

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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My mom always said it was fun to jump into a pile of leaves... That was before she was devoured by a 10 ft. scorpion.

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whats the best thing about polio...death

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What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

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Q: what did a kid in harlem get for christmas? A: nothing he got shot

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what is big and green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree? A snooker table

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Once a upon of time, there was 7 dwarfs. Their names are Sleepy, Stupid, Sexy, Shithead, Sonovabitch, Shutup, and Simon. They are a street gang called the 7 dwarfs and was notorious for causing trouble. All the dwarfs got away from the police except for Simon, because that was his real name.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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woman's rights

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Why can't Bob go to the store? He's dead.

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what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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On the 12th day of Christmas my true love gave to me nothing because I'm single

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Want to hear the funniest joke in the world? I forget how it goes but it ends with the abolishment of slavery.

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Wanna hear a joke? Justin bieber

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had herpes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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