What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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Why was the white man rich and the black man poor? Because when the white man was 11 and he didn't have a job because 11 year olds don't get hired, because its not legal, he use to pick up pennies. And when the black man was 11 he got a job mowing lawns and ended up being a lawyer graduate and spent the rest of his life paying off his school loan. The white man lived in the 70's and the black man lived in he twentieth century.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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Roses are Red, Blues are Violets, Have I Dyslexia, F**k.

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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-Can I ask you one question? -Yes. -Thank you.

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What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

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Wanna know something funny? Your face

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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How do you find a date? Look on the calendar!

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How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

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Who is the worst teacher ever? Mrs. Thompson

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What's worse than a dead baby? 2 dead babies

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a terrorist.

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Why did the autopilot of a plane malfunction even though the pilots had engaged the switch? The pilots had taken manual control. I lied about the switch.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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Want to hear a funny joke? Womens rights.

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What do you call 5 of my friends and 5 of your friends hanging out together? I don't know. I don't have any friends.

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Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

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Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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