- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Why didn't Timmy have a girlfriend ??? Because he's a Fruit bowl !

What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

Why did the New York Times cancel Otis Redding's subscription? Because he died.

say this really fast D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, D I C K, C H I C K, C H I CK, D I C K IF YOU CANT LIKE IT

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Look at that bitches asss!!

why did hellen keller kiss a girl? another blind date

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

What did the mother get her blonde daughter for her birthday? A flower on her tombstone.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

Woman rights.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

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