Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Me: Sometimes I like to talk to myself. Me: So do I.

Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

Whats green and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A golf course

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

Two guys walk into a bar. The third guy ducks.

do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why did the gorilla fall on the ground Because it was dead

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck at poetry, show me your tits!

Why did the women knock on the door? she needed to do a shit

LOL May Wong

Why did little Timmy start crying? Because he was shot.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

People could crack eggs but Chuck Norris could crack chickens.

Yo mamas so fat she weighs more than other people

What is long and black The unemployment line

Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

Nicolas Cage's acting.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven looked angry and had a gun.

Why didn't Jeffrey become a butler? He did become a butler.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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