- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jenna play double dutch? Because she had no friends.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

What did Delaware? A coat.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did the black man get kicked out of his hotel room? He did't pay and was in debt so they couldn't allow him to stay.

Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead John then proceeds to violently masturbate. Sam at first feels uncomfortable, then shits all over John and joins in.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

what did batman say to robin? get in the car

Roxanne's hat looks like a condom

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? Unitelligent, because bison do not have the ability to purchase things with money so it will most likely just eat the money.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street he gets hit by an airplane

What is funnier than onion gravy? Mushroom gravy.

Struggling with self esteem? Wish you were more attractive? Well stop wishing you fugly cum dumpster.

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

a horse walks into a bar. what does the bartender say? why is there a horse in my bar.

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

What do you do when a black man points a gun at your face? you do what he tells you to do.

why does column have a letter n?

I've got a dig bick

Two elephants walk off of cliff.... BOOM BOOM!

What kind of car does Yoda drive? Nothing, Yoda doesn't exist.

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