- Anti Joke

Once upon a time there was a nice old man who loved to ride his bike... He unfortunately died when he had a heart attack.

A doctor walks out of the delivery room and relieves A nervour father, telling him that his new baby girl has just been born with great health. The father sighs in relief as happyness overwhelms him. With such great news, the doctor chuckles and continues on with the rest of what he had to relay to the father. Your wife died during the delivery.

What worse than the holocaust? Dries Roelvink!

How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

Whats bloody and wrinkly? Your nans fanny

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

What's clear and wet? water

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

What did the squirrel say to the other squirrel? Squirrels can't talk.

What did Chuck Norris say when he saw a cop -Hi

How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

what did one black man say to the other black man? hello

what's worse than getting raped the guy who raped you has aids

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Jerry: Hey, do you smell that? It kinda smells like updog. Moe: What's updog?

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

What happens when someone with ADD tells a joke? I forgot.

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

Why are rich guys gay? They can afford to be

Looking for propane accessories? Well look no more!

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.