Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

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Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Why, apples are the optimum environment for the worm species, offering a stable temperature with the efficiency of nutrition and comortable value, therefore in reality finding a worm in your apple is a healthy suggestion that the Global Warming effects on Earth have not yet affected the ever increasing innocent worm population.

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John Stamos.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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who is mark

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Penis.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay is irrelevant.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

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i feel like when the radish was discovered someone was like "hey lets call it rad!" and another guy was like "lets dial it down a bit"

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

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Why was Soren gay? Because he likes to eat men's Penises!

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What's red and green and goes 100 mph? A fast car that's painted red and green...

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why did chuck norris walk on water? because he's chuck norris

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If E = cos[(6x+8) + 5x!] + tan(90-X)^2, and x = 137/43, what is E? The fifth letter of the alphabet.

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What's black, white and red all over? A nun in a blender

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Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

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Chuck Norris can count from 1 to 100... twice!

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A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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