- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bucket of poop. The Mexican is a human the bucket of poop is an object filled bodily wastes.

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

What has two legs, but cant walk? Steven Hawking

what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

a young cow was sitting on a bench until her husband shot her after that he said to the farmer 'i will get the milk than you cut the udders and then maranade them

LIFE :(

Why do black people have the whitest teeth? Because they brush regularly.

Walruses are basically saber-toothed seals. That does not affect the fact that they are awesome.

What did the woman get for Christmas? Cooking oil and a black eye.

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Do you have emotional issues, ever have a really bad day and just wanna talk call this number (402-314-5287) < N1GGER

knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

DRRRRIN Finally someone uses the doorbell.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

What's black, white, and red all over? The flag of the Arapaho Nation.

How do you stop a car? Put on the Brake

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

What's worse than the holocaust? The sun exploding.

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