roses are violets red is blue i like doughnuts doughnuts are good

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What do you call a dead baby lying in the road? A Tragedy

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. What about the vampires?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is black

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Why did the Asian Cross the road? Because the crossing signal went green!

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How to do you kill a blonde? Various methods, most effective of which is firing squad

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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What did the Pope say to the little boy? Look both ways before crossing the street

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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Twenty-Four

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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why wouldnt sally stop spinning? she was trapped in a washing machine

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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What happens when you murder someone? The Government murders you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well he usually takes the bus to his job but he missed it so he had to walk. Unrelated to this, he works at KFC

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Why did the kid fail? He procrastinated.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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How do you fit 100 jews in a car? It wouldn't work.. Nevermind.

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Two muffins are in an oven. The oven is set to 425 degrees farenheit. The two muffins are taken out of the oven once cooked, and enjoyed by the couple who cooked them.

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Why was the little boy late to church? He was getting raped by the priest. ....the priest was late too.

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tight butthole 4 lyfe.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is a little peculiar and then becomes aware he is actually dreaming. He wakes up from his dream and begins to tell his wife about the ridiculous dream he had. His wife just ignores him, the man rolls over and begins to sob because he realizes his marriage is in shambles.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released into a nearby park.

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What happened to the deaf, dumb, and blind kid? I don't know. Niether does he.

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