- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

What's behind Chuck Norris' beard? His chin

What happend to the boy with no family? he died in a tragic car accident along with his family

What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? Dead.

Why was the little boy afraid of Mr.Clean? Because he reminded him of his father who was an alcoholic and used to beat him savagely.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? He didn't either.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

So you go home and get on the computer. You have no internet so your stuck playing pinball.

How do you kill an american? You shoot them

How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what did the blond do after she turned 18? Reelected Obama.

I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

what did the single guy with no arms get for christmas? porn.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side . Unfortunately , there was a car accident and shrapnel from the explosion [caused by gas on fire] cut his head off causing the old woman to faint , and later die a horrible death .

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