Why does Michael j. Fox make the best milkshakes? He uses the finest ingredients

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What's that in the road.... a-head?

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What is 0% sugar, 100% pure, 150% hyperbole, 90% bug-free, has 4815162342 lines of code, autonomous, is awesome, bigger than a breadbox, bread is pain, is bringin' home the bacon, classy, doesn't use the U-word, deja vu, deja vu (oh wait a moment), does barrel rolls doesn't avoid double negatives, doesn't bother with clones, Engage!, Enhanced!, Euclidean!, Excitement!, Exploding creepers, Finally complete!, finger-licking, full of stars, funky LOL, GOTY, Give Us Gordon, Indev, Ingots, and has an End? Minecraft!

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Nippies

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

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What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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whats worse than being cold? having a pine cone shoved up your ass.

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God is almighty, as such he ANSWERS TO NO ONE! Moral: What you praying for then bitch?

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I watched The Pianist last night? Holocaust

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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What'sucks and white Jackson

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Why did the nerd cross the road?? BAZINGA!!!! xD

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A Jewish man walks into a grocery store. He purchases the items he needs and leaves.

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what did God say when He saw a black man? Oops I urnt one.

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yo momma is so stupid she went and got her self checked for mental retardedness and it turns out she happens to be autistic.

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how do you fit 100 babies in a bowl? with a blender. how do you get them back out of the bowl? with tortila chips.

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What did the blind lady say to her cat? Nothing she doesn't have a cat.

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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What does a witch put food in? A lunchbox

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What does a black person use to chop a tree down? An Ask.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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