A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

Jimmy Saville

Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I told you she was my Mom, but that didn't stop you!

Terry Stockton wasn't really hit.

How do you spell "black" when you writing an african american history essay. B L A C K

What do you call a person with no arms or legs? I don't know, that's why I asked you.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

A short Irish man and a tall German man went skydiving. Both parachutes coincidentally failed to deploy and they died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. "Knock, Knock" "Who's There?" "Not Sally."

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

whats a dick a dick

What is black and white and red all over? a nun that got raped.

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Jerry Sandusky prefers twenty eight year olds. 20 eight year olds.

Yo mamas so fat We are all concerned for her health

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

Knock knock. Who's there? The pizza delivery guy. Oh hi.

what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

Anti Joke

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