Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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If an illegal immigrant fought a child molester, is it Alien vs. Predator?

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What did the diabetic boy with Celiac get for christmas? A gift from his loving parents.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? -Because all races like fried chicken.

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Why did the black person cross the road? Because the street light turned green

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A girl that had Malaria couldn't play with her friends, whys this? She died.

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What do you call somebody from Manchester? A twat

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Republicans

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Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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What has four legs and one arm? An attack dog in a daycare.

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Nero the guy that killed four Neo Nazi`s desecrating the funeral of one of my late members in Chile with a revolver hidden in one of the 46 hidden pockets on the inside of his trench jacket with lots of folders here, inside whose only side effect is making me look like I spend a lot more time at the gym, later one of them found me, ran towards the police which laughed at him pointed at me and said: That guy with a prosthetic arm? You dont believe me... Excellent! Nero The Avenger

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Why did the kid tell yo mama jokes to insult other kids? His mom had just committed suicide due to depression caused by the kid's bad habits.

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A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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Whats Big, black, and in your moms underwesar? A snake that escaped from a pet store which is causing a lot of commotion in the local community. Meanwhile your mom is getting drilled by a big psycho who escaped the mental institution. JMM

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What happened when the kid tried to hang himself? He was overweight, so the ceiling fan that the rope was tied to fell out of the ceiling. When he explained this to his drunk mother when she got home, she reinforced the fact that he was overweight (his low self esteem was the root of his depression) and beat him. The next day, he just chugged antifreeze. This isn't a true story. Just calm down.

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a bald man walks into a hairdressers and demands beans on toast.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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Whats faster that a Mexican with your TV? A speeding bullet.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because the grass is always greener on the other side.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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Anti Joke

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