- Anti Joke

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the lady find out when she went to the doctor. She had breast cancer.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why did the lonely man stop talking? He was alone.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

A black man walks into a bar The bartender tells him they don't serves blacks The black mans calls the Police and the bartender is arrested for Discrimination

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my penis, so suck it baby.

Why did Susan fall out a tree? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Susan

What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

I ponder

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

"Have you ever seen a blacksmith?" "No." "Me neither."

Q: Why is there a crack in the liberty bell? A:Because someone droped it and it broke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

knock knock get lost!

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A mans opinion.

hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!