- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

Yo mamma so fat, she is going on a diet and is very sensitive about her weight.

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why is this funny? cause it is funny

John Travolta goes to the supermarket..

What do you call 55,000 clowns exiting a small car? Fiction.

Q: What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? A: His name.

So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

how many blonds does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one, because she is an intelligent and capable woman

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

How did Matt stop the robbers? He called the police.

Why did the Jew rob the bank? -He was a criminal.

A dog walks into a bar. He asks for a drink in perfect english. People scream at the dog's ability to talk and scientists burt in and take the dog to dissect and study his brain, vocal chords, and dna.

What's blue and can't sing? Blue.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What's the difference between a plumber and a husband? Both fuck the same women when the other is away.

Did you know Hellen Keller's dog ran away? You would have to if your name was RaAeltraERKAERMaelaefa

Q: What did the Black man say to the kool ade Man? A: You're not real -BonkersLive

Why did the Quantum chicken cross the road? It was already on both sides.

Why do men find it difficult to look each other in the eyes? The answer actually has deep routes in their psyche, subconsious, and psychological development as children.

What's long, hard, and filled with semen? A submarine

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