- Anti Joke

^that joke a piece of shit

What's the difference between gays and straights? Sexual orientation

Why did the fisherman die on a fishing trip? He had a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was a metaphor.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Where do black people ride bicycles? In the Pedestrian Zone.

Why couldn't the black kid buy a bike? He had no money.

whats small and looks funny? A baby with a penis sewed to its face.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

roses are scarce, violets are farse, come over here and i'll stick it up ya ar#e.

Whats green and has wheels? A Rednecks front lawn.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Knock Knock Whose there? Boo I don't know anyone by the name of Boo. Go away

whats 2+2? 4

who's best is friend is really good looking? James Cornish

Hey I just met? you and this is crazy I have alzheimers Hey I just met you

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

So a Dog walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a glass of skotch, the bartender realizes he must be dreaming. At that very moment he realises he is in a lucid dream. Since this is the case he decides to murder his wife who is in bed right next to him as an expiriment. Since its a lucid dream it doesnt matter. Next he goes down to the fridge and pulls out some old pizza. He sits down for about half an hour eating it along with a box of tuis that also magically appeared in his fridge. Then he goes outside steals the neighbours car takes it for a ride to his Sister-In-Laws house who he has always wanted to root. He goes over breaks the window with his hand. The lucid dream feels so real to him because he pains from the glass in his hand and then he goes up stairs finds his sister-in-law sleeping so he hops into bed with her. At the same moment the police arrive because they followed him from his home were they recieved complants they heard him kill his wife. Everything starts to turn into a nightmare, so scared he trys to make himself wake up. However he cannot. This is not a lucid dream. This is reality. Pizza was in his fridge because he had it for dinner the night before, Beer did not magically appear. his wife had bought it when she went gorccery shopping. He killed his wife, then stole his neighbours car and attempted to rape his Sister-in-law. So now he is going to jail. And no lawyer wants to take up the case so this man is doomed. No hope at all of ever being a free man again

Remember when they called online casino`s betting sport? Anti Joke potential detected. I used to play soccer and box back then, but I guess I was still not "sporty" enough for betting sports... And as thus I afforded my lawyer education. Moral: Now that you know my education, do you really think id ever type real morals here? Mwahahahaha!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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