George Bush.

What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

A baby walks into a bar, I find that very unlikely as very few baby's can actually walk.

Whats the difference between chris and a party. the locations

What's faster than a black man with a TV? Light.

What happens when you throw a green stone into the red sea? It gets wet.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. Alex, however never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation. John was never the same.

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her...

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

How many Jews does it take to fix a light bulb? Four, one to take the light bulb out, one to put a new in, one to hold the ladder, and one to hold the guy holding the ladder

Did y'all see Lafell catch that pass? Neither did I

whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Two mooses were sitting in a tree, minding their own business, when suddenly a submarine came flying. "He probably lives here." The first moose said to the other.

A man with a white bed sheet on his body and head grimaced at a black man. He said to the black man, can you help me with my ghost costume? Something in the back is poking me and it hurts.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

My kids are mistakes.

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

Knock knock. Whose there? Not my house so not my problem. Frankly, I don't give a shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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