- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when two jews meet in the bus ? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it's not worth telling a joke about that.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

why was the 40 year old still a virgin? it doesnt know either.

Knock knock Who's there? Honey, just let me in. This bloody game can't go on for an hour. I'm cold out here.

What do you call a black man that sells drugs? A pharmacist.

What do you call a taxi driver eating on a gourmet restaurant? A taxi driver.

How do you fit a homosexual man into a small card board box? You cut him into pieces.

Why did the man buy Trojan for his women? It's condom curtsey.

A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

Q: Why did the girl fall off the swing? R: Because she had no arms.

Friend: "Hey man! Did you hear about the kid who bought the last hamster at the pet shop? Other friend: "No..." Friend: "Oh, well he shot himself last night."

A guy trips a blind man.

What do you call a Mexican on a boat? A sailor

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

Who is Jonathan Ezell He is Jonathan Ezell

i don't get it...none of these are funny.

once upon a time, a bird fell in love with a fish.. they both died.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears? Because he's a rabbit

Knock Knock Who's there? Your real father. I left you when you were a month old and I have regretted the decision ever since. I would like to be a part of your life.

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why did the man have a curiously-shaped scar on his cheek? He had been mauled by an owl as a child.

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