- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a Penguin, and your best friend have in common? They'll both die if you shoot them in the head.

Why did samantha die? Because she had cancer.

That awkward moment when... Your mom is a guy.

Why do you touch yourself at night? Because I do too

Your mother is so fat that when she jumps into a pool, she displaces a proportionately larger amount of water than people with normal body mass indexes or BMI

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What do you get wen u cross a cat and a walrus? Two animals with very different life styles.

Knock knock.. Whos there? To... To who? To whom.

Man 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Man2: Are you a tree? Man1: no.

Three bars walk into a Jew.

What did the door say to the hand? Please stop caressing me!

What is black, often hung by a rope on a tree, and something white people like to play with? A tire swing.

Women.

Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

Marrage s like a card game. You start off with 2 hearts and 1 diamond. You end up wishing for a club and a spade!

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

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