Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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What did the T-rex say to the elephant? i like bananas

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There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

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Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a murderer.

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what did the ginger say to the other ginger? I dont now i dont speak GINGER!!!

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Guy 1: why are you such a douche? Guy 2: cause douches get the most p***y

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DESERT

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Yo momma so stupid when I said drinks are on the house she went and got a ladder

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

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What makes a good jack-o-lantern? A pumpkin

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How do you stop a charging rhinocerous? Nuke africa.

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I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

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Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

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I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

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What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? I agree to the terms of service.

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Why can't a blonde woman drive? because she was shot in both legs and cannot operate the pedals without extreme pain.

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Whats the difference between a sandwhich and a dead baby? People eat sandwhiches.

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What happens when a black man falls out of a tree? He gets hurt.

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Once upon a time there was a cat named Martin. He died.

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I'll be back. Please use the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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