- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

What did the bear say to the mouse? Roar.

What number comes after 29? 30.

Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

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Why didn't the boy buy his mom a gift for Christmas? He was killed by a drunk driver two years ago

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

Why is Steven so gay? Because hes actually Richard Simmons

Knock Knock Who's there? I don't know Then why should I care I don't know

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

Do you know what a third world bathroom smells like? Crap

Do you know what is dead on the carpet ? Your mother

what did the guy tell the other guy? you're gay

Who livs in a pineaple under the sea? Lots of mold and bacteria

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

Yo mama smells so bad that she has no friends and killed herself.

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What do you call a black man inside a house that is on fire? A fire fighter as well as a hero since he was probably inside the house searching for anyone who was trapped inside

a fat man walks into a bar and gets laughed at because his shoes are untied

Teacher: "What is the outside layer on a tree?" Dog: "Bark" Teacher: "How would you describe the desert surface?" Dog: "Rough" Teacher: "Would you say that Abraham Lincoln was an intelligent man?" Dog: "Yarp"

Anti Joke

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