- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

captcha: all yer base

A woman walks into a bar.

What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

how many black people are... wait stereotypical jokes are for fags

What's black, white, has green stripes and smells like eggs? I don't know. That's why I'm asking.

womens rights

oh no, i've lost my tractor

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

Q: Who's afraid of the big bad wolf? A: A couple of pigs with questionable carpenter's skills, and maybe Red Riding Hood. Grandma wasn't so lucky.

Why did the guy get hit by a bus? He walked out into traffic.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

What is the difference between a dead baby in a blender and a rock? There are many differences. One of them is the fact that I don't masturbate to a rock.

How do u make a fat person cry......... tell em mc donnalds is closed (^_^)

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? lettuce lettuce who? Lett-uce be friends

What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Why did the penguin die? He was anti-social and would rather die than huddle. So he died. THE END

so a mom is like so what you want hunny and the dad goes like you baby bahahahahaa get it?

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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