What did little Jimmy get for Christmas? Presents because he wasn't poor.

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I think everybody ought to have a penis.

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What do you call a black man who flys an airplane? A Pilot

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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womens rights.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Death is inevitable.

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

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What is the last digit of Pi? Pi is an infinite decimal sequence, and therefore has no last number, but if it did, it would presumably be somewhere from 0-9.

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Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

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Mama Bear and Papa Bear were in court getting a divorce and the judge offered Baby Bear a choice of which parent to live with. "Do you want to live with your mother?" the judge asks. "No! She beats me." answers the baby bear. "OK, then you can live with your father." says the judge. "No! He beats me too!" cries baby bear. So Baby Bear was placed in a foster home.

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Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

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Nicolas Cage

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When life throws you melons you might be dyslexic.

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if dave has 50 candy bars and eats 45 what does he have? diabeties.

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The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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