What do you call a man with a shovel through his head? Unless he was carrying ID when he died; John Doe.

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raisin boogers

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

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If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

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What black and white and red all over? A panther I was lying about the red and white.

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Why is your dad gay? Because he takes an enjoyment in a mans dick

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Why did the boat salesman cry? Because a puppet killed his family.

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What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

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Spongebob: Patrick! Can you hear me? Patrick: No, it's too dark.

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the asian kid gets an F

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Why was Jimmy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his forehead.

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what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

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Why did John stay home from school? He died.

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Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and suffered from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in his head, he is being treated by medical professionals

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What did one homo say to the other? Well, the politically correct term is homosexual, and he didn't say anything because they've never met.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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And love is, bein' the owner of a company that makes rape whistles and even though you started the company with good intentions trying to reduce the rate of rape, now you don't wanna reduce it at all cuz if the rape rate declines you'll see an equal decline in whistle sales. Without rapists, who's gonna buy your whistles? Who's gonna buy your whistles? Love is all about whistles.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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