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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

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How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

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Homosexuals are gay.

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Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

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Went to a zoo there was a asian shouting GOOZILLA at the reptile house I said no 2 frickly pickles please He said helwo I'm wo pong th pow wice to weet you I said does he come with subtitles Old priest said no the said hello little boy want a mint I said oh thanks I'm not a boy I'm 19 Old priest said no no you can't have one of my special mints I said wait those mints have R's on them are the rainbow mints Old priest no there raspberry I said ok don't be a stranger Old priest said oh I will I said wait your THE PRIEST He said oh I'm just a priest looking for little boys I said no your dead now jumped 30 feet in the air sat on a bird dove into him bird went threw him we made a team promised to clean the world of evil only to find out that we killed the mother of all priest Bird said tweak tweak I said yeah let's hunt them all down Shall the be a part 2 you decide

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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What do you do when life gives you lemons? Make some fucking lemonade.

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Knock knock Who's there Police

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.

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religion.

what do you call a fish with no eyes? fsh

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Yo momma so fat, she died.

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One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

How do you fit 3 squirtles two bulbasors and a charmander in a smart car You poke em on

Homosexuals are gay.

Your Moma so fat, she would roll down a hill.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

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